The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Plumber
In his book The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera makes an interesting case that kitsch is the absolute denial of shit. Lately I’ve wondered if this implies other activities that deny the existence of shit are really exercises in kitsch creation.
Is Linq Kitsch?
Google for linq and plumbing and notice how many hits you get. Plumbing code is discussed with a sort of subtle condescension. The message is that plumbing is dirty, uncreative work – something better not thought about, hidden below the surface.
While Linq looks exciting, I wonder if we run the risk of abstracting the database to the point we overlook solutions requiring an understanding of internal design. Will someday our children forget the obvious solution: sometimes you just need to jiggle the handle after flushing objects (rows). Linq must be smart, but I can’t help but think there must be cases where plumbing your own O/R mapping might work better. It’s really not that bad, if you’ve ever played around with piecing together PVC pipe you probably realize that plumbing can actually be fun, with lots of room for creativity.
And it’s not just programming, but other aspects of GIS. Physicians seem to get credit for the longer lifespans we enjoy these days, but I wonder if more credit is due to plumbers. John Snows’ cholera maps revealed a plumbing problem. As far as I can tell he wasn’t using medical knowledge so much as taking on the role of a plumber and recognizing that, yes, shit does truly exist.
But beyond Snow’s maps, sewer datasets receive little attention. Could it be our kitsch sensibilities prevent us from publishing them on the web? Where I live there is a sign saying “Entering Edwards Aquifer Recharge Zone”, but never a sign that says “Warning Sewer Line is Here”. Last year a road construction crew broke a sewer pipe over the aquifer. They reported it twice. It leaked for a couple of weeks as the bureaucrats bungled through what could best be described as kitsch performance art: two different agencies denying the existence of the sewer line. Maybe we need more sewer museums to combat the kitsch, and give plumbing the respect it deserves.